I wish I could have recorded this conversation:
Dad?
Yes dear.
You know that speaker of yours?
(uh oh)
The square one that just sits there?
(The subwoofer?)
There’s a car in it.
What?
A toy car fell inside it.
How did that happen?
I don’t know. Maybe when my little brother was playing with his friend today they threw it in there.
How do you know its there?
We were feeling around inside with our hands and felt it.
Did you get it out?
No, we couldn’t.
Then older sister comes in and says,
I got it. Little sister put it in there and couldn’t get it out.
To little sister, I thought you said you don’t know how it got there and maybe your little brother and his friend threw it in there.
I forgot.
Is there anything else in there?
Something fuzzy.
(the driver?) did you touch or push against that?
No.
Stay away from the stereo (for the millionth time).
And some people question why we keep the grills on our speakers…
Joe M.
