[decal]

Financial Planning


Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
"But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.


Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

[Ericus Rex]

 

[Guy 13]

Hi all Audio Circle members.
Conclusion:
Never give your business cards to people you don't know,
especially women.
 
Guy 13

[srb]

I always give a quick search in the Humor and Jokes circle

http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=72917.msg741200#msg741200

http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=72917.msg783993#msg783993

http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=99012.msg996203#msg996203

[thunderbrick]

I always give a quick search in the Humor and Jokes circle

http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=72917.msg741200#msg741200

http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=72917.msg783993#msg783993

http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=99012.msg996203#msg996203

Spoilsport!     Some of our older members won't remember seeing these jokes before, maybe two, three or four times.  Let them think it's a new joke they're seeing.   

[JerryM]

Spoilsport!     Some of our older members won't remember seeing these jokes before, maybe two, three or four times.  Let them think it's a new joke they're seeing.   

We have a Humor and Jokes circle???  Sweet!!! 

 

[decal]

Stevie has a sense of humor.










 
 

[underdawg]

that was great smart girl, and beat the guy to money