Comes the iPhone app that you can't live without! The Cardas Clarifier "delivers a unique experience that you can use to impress your friends and make your enemies green with envy."
Running this app periodically will degauss, and thereby Clarify, the sound of your headphones, earbuds or stereo system.
The Clarifying process works by nulling magnetic eddies in speaker pole pieces, crossovers, and other places in the system that, through time and use, get "gaussed up" Mechanical stresses in diaphragms and other moving parts are also relieved - simultaneously relieving stress in the listener.
The app is 99 cents but should cost hundreds as I'm sure PT Barnum would agree. Wouldn't it be a better to just give your significant other a dollar, tell them to scream at you for a minute (free therapy for them) then put your headphones on thereby greatly increasing your musical enjoyment and pleasure. Guess we forgot this was an iPhone to start with.
You have to read the reviews too...
