LinkedIn Executive BoardroomIT Guy: Someone hacked the password database.
Pissed Off Boss: Again? How bad is it this time??
IT Guy: Not that bad; it's only a few passwords, and they're fully encrypted.
Rat: A
FEW passwords??? A FEW??? Really??? We called you when it got to six million and that was about thirty seconds in!!!
IT Guy: (cricket, cricket)
Counsel: What do I tell the press? They're asking.
Pissed Off Boss: Tell them six million passwords were hacked, but they're fully encrypted.
