So I'm in a record store (what else) with my 17 year old this weekend. I see a copy of Rocky Horror. Knowing she has one of the worst unlistenable copies on the planet, one that has not responded to the Loricraft, steam, glue, etc...
I show it to her across the store. To which she shouts out whether it is a Porky Prime cut. To which I respond in the affirmative.
The owner looks at us, shakes his head and says, "Oh, matrix readers. Toughest customers. Impossible to please."
I must admit, I live in the dead wax!

Paul