And I see you have read the collected works of Dr Josef Goebbels, and are probably working part time in CIA, MI6, KGB or wherever as a propaganda man.
Actually, I work for
M.O.M. the
Ministry
Of
Mis-information. It's a long forgotten and highly misunderstood division of MA'AM. Ma'am is the Mondo Alleanza* of Audiophile Mafia's.
We have been dispatched throughout the world to convince people that their old gear is worthless and sounds horrible. Know that upgrade-itus bug that seems to bite everybody? Thats ours. It's our experinmental designer drug that targets the pleasure centers of the brain and makes all new gear sound better than you existing gear. We usually use subliminal messages.
In turn we swoop in and gobble up
(your gear sucks) all the 'good stuff' for pennies on the dollar
(sell us your gear cheap). Deadfish's Altecs slipped past us
(altecs suck). Not to worry, we're injecting
(buy new gear ) the 'bug' into his water supply as we speak. It won't be long
(my gear sucks) .... (wait a minute....
)
Actually, I have heard the so much touted Gaincard and must say I am greatly disappointed with it. I think I can do MUCH better, so all I have to do now is to prove it. And that's what I'm doing. If all goes well, it will be ready by the e ...
Hmmm.... Have you checked your water supply latey?
Seriously, that sounds like a pretty cool project. I'm looking forward to what you come up with.
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* Mondo Alleannza is World Alliance for those that don't speak Italian. Actually World Alliance is 'alleanza del mondo' but .... nobody ever accused us of being very smrt.**
** smrt was a Homer Simpson reference, in case you weren't paying attention.
