[jackass]

Yo Jackass....I mean Chris   (-_-)

Beautiful setup you have there.

Next time when I'll fly to DFW, I got to make a stop at your place to check those out.

Btw, we got 2 big guys here like your puppy there.

Anytime Hugh!

[jackass]

Your girlfriend is a real dog.

Ya, well, my dog is good looking though!