« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 173 174 175 176 [177]   Go Down

Joke of the Day

jschwenker

  • Full Member
  • Posts: 382
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3520 on: 1 Jun 2026, 12:48 pm »
I saw my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline.

I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.
Logged

syzygy

  • Jr. Member
  • Posts: 262
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3521 on: 1 Jun 2026, 04:39 pm »
Guy says to his wife, “Want to watch golf, or porn?”. She replies, “Let’s watch porn, you know how to golf”.
Logged

mix4fix

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 2718
  • I reject your music, and substitute my own.
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3522 on: 4 Jun 2026, 04:30 am »
I always give 100% at work...

Monday - 11%
Tuesday - 24%
Wednesday - 40%
Thursday - 23%
Friday - 2%
Logged

mix4fix

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 2718
  • I reject your music, and substitute my own.
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3523 on: 5 Jun 2026, 04:06 pm »
How do you know if your girlfriend is getting to fat?

If she fits in your wife's clothes.
Logged

jschwenker

  • Full Member
  • Posts: 382
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3524 on: 6 Jun 2026, 01:36 pm »
Folks ask: What do I know about Bonsai trees?

Very little.
Logged

mix4fix

  • Volunteer
  • Posts: 2718
  • I reject your music, and substitute my own.
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3525 on: 19 Jun 2026, 03:50 pm »
How many drinks have you had tonight?

Seven Guinness, fifteen glasses of wine, and uh eleven shots of Tequila.

That's a lot, but that's still no excuse why your wife should be driving.
Logged

jschwenker

  • Full Member
  • Posts: 382
Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3526 on: Today at 03:23 pm »
Not sure if I’m attractive enough to be called a hot mess.

But I’m definitely a room temperature inconvenience.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 173 174 175 176 [177]   Go Up
« previous next »