Joke of the Day

jschwenker

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3520 on: 1 Jun 2026, 12:48 pm »
I saw my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline.

I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.

syzygy

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3521 on: 1 Jun 2026, 04:39 pm »
Guy says to his wife, “Want to watch golf, or porn?”. She replies, “Let’s watch porn, you know how to golf”.

mix4fix

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3522 on: Today at 04:30 am »
I always give 100% at work...

Monday - 11%
Tuesday - 24%
Wednesday - 40%
Thursday - 23%
Friday - 2%