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Joke of the Day

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mix4fix

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3500 on: 3 Feb 2026, 07:17 am »
Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
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JLM

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3501 on: 3 Feb 2026, 03:33 pm »
Sun dials.
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« Reply #3502 on: 5 Feb 2026, 03:03 pm »
I gave the cashier a 50 dollar bill.

He wouldn’t take it - afraid it might be counterfeit.

So I handed him a couple of 30s instead.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3503 on: Today at 03:39 pm »
I wanted to try one of those non-dairy milks

and I don't know what a magnesia is but …

it makes the cornflakes taste awful.
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