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Joke of the Day

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jschwenker

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3460 on: 28 Oct 2025, 03:20 pm »
A witch claimed she could turn me into a sea bird,

but I’m just not that gullible.
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jschwenker

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3461 on: 30 Oct 2025, 07:00 pm »
The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed.

They are trying to find the right lid to fit his coffin.
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jschwenker

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3462 on: Yesterday at 12:08 am »
I finally found love.

It’s on page 326 of my dictionary - bottom right corner.
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mix4fix

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« Reply #3463 on: Yesterday at 06:34 pm »
I met a girl crying outside the mall, and I asked her "what's wrong?". She said she lost $200. So, I gave her $40 from the $200 I picked up from the entrance.

When God blesses you, you must bless others.
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