[jschwenker]

Space could be full of vampires.

But we will never know because telescopes use mirrors.

[mix4fix]

My uncle has two dobermans. He named them Rolex and Timex.

They are watchdogs.

[I.Greyhound Fan]

My uncle has two dobermans. He named them Rolex and Timex.

They are watchdogs.

Love it!

[jschwenker]

What came first

 - the chicken or the egg?

Actually, it was the rooster.

[mix4fix]

Have you heard about the the new streaming service in Russia?

It's called Nyet-Flix.

[mix4fix]

Cop pulls over a vehicle. He asks, "have you been drinking?".

The man in the passenger seat replies, "three whiskeys, and two beers.".

The cop chuckles and responds, "that's no reason to let your wife drive.".

[jschwenker]

Friend: What was that noise?
Me: My shirt fell.
Friend: It sounded louder than that!
Me: I was in it.

[jschwenker]

10 years ago my friend went camping at Yellowstone and his wife got pregnant.

2 years later he again went Yellowstone camping and again she got pregnant.

After that, he took his wife along for camping.

[mix4fix]

Kids in backseat may cause accident.

Accident in backseat may cause kids.

[jschwenker]

I have a pet tree.

It’s a lot like having a dog

 - but the bark is much quieter.