Joke of the Day

GRACE RUBY · « **Reply #2581 on:** 22 Feb 2019, 08:24 am »

Quote from: sunnydaze on 26 Jan 2019, 02:16 am

I feel that way about almost all of GR posts.....

Go back and read some, see if you don't agree.

i ll use smaller words next time

GRACE RUBY · « **Reply #2582 on:** 22 Feb 2019, 10:49 am »

Quote from: Shakeydeal on 25 Jan 2019, 12:10 pm

That's a whole lot of WTF right there........

Shakey

its a very famious existentialist joke told at Harvard philosophy school.
what are you gonna do Shakey, beat up every person you meet you can not rationalize,
its about us humans, about whom you can only understand with a sense of humor
Darth Vader had no sense of humor, so he killed everything to bring "Order" to his confusion.

So the Great Scientist goes to Mother Nature and says,
Like wow Mom, we don't need ya no more,
we can splice genes,
we can be delusional and make up truth to feel better-
which is one of our most popular inventions,
We can split the Adam ( oops) Atom,
we can replace a heart,
we can fly thru the air,
So thanks for all your help, but we'll be on our own way now.

Mother Nature looks down and says, I see, yes I see, I am most proud of you.
Before you go off on your own, could I have just a small present???

Of course, any thing you like.

Mother Nature says - thank you, that is most gracious of you.
I think I would like a tiny little Tea Cup, embossed with rose's, gold rim.

The Great Scientist says- Oh sure, easy stuff, let me just do that for ya, and we'll be off -
and so the Scientist bends over to get some dirt to make Clay for a tea cup...

And Mother Nature says..... Whoa, whoa whoa,
you said you don't need me any more,
you can do anything remember??????
So you go and get your own dirt to make that tea cup.

LesterSleepsIn · « **Reply #2583 on:** 22 Feb 2019, 10:52 am »

WGH · « **Reply #2584 on:** 22 Feb 2019, 02:28 pm »

Quote from: GRACE RUBY on 22 Feb 2019, 10:49 am

its a very famious existentialist joke told at Harvard philosophy school.
what are you gonna do Shakey, beat up every person you meet you can not rationalize,
its about us humans, about whom you can only understand with a sense of humor
Darth Vader had no sense of humor, so he killed everything to bring "Order" to his confusion.

So the Great Scientist goes to Mother Nature and says,
....................................... ....................................... ..... -->
So you go and get your own dirt to make that tea cup.

WTF x 2........

Albert Einstein said, although it did not originate with him: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.”