MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm. Making a hero out of questionable acts, when i got out of the high school induced its just always a right team or a wrong team, I found the most enlightened words, that made me laugh="I am not sure, and thats ok"
and found i could laugh again, instead of argue, while not funny, I hope some one gets this and laughs with me.
If that's not funny, only cause tho, its a hard joke to get, enjoy this, which is about a know it all, whose part i have often played.
Mother Nature and the Great Scientist
So the Great Scientist goes to Mother Nature and says,
Like wow Mom, we don't need ya no more,
we can splice genes,
we can be delusional and make up truth to feel better-
which is one of our most popular inventions,
We can split the Adam ( oops) Atom,
we can replace a heart,
we can fly thru the air,
So thanks for all your help, but we'll be on our own way now.
Mother Nature looks down and says, I see, yes I see, I am most proud of you.
Before you go off on your own, could I have just a small present???
Of course, any thing you like.
Mother Nature says - thank you, that is most gracious of you.
I think I would like a tiny little Tea Cup, embossed with rose's, gold rim.
The Great Scientist says- Oh sure, easy stuff, let me just do that for ya, and we'll be off -
and so the Scientist bends over to get some dirt to make Clay for a tea cup...
And Mother Nature says..... Whoa, whoa whoa,
you said you don't need me any more,
you can do anything remember??????
So you go and get your own dirt to make that tea cup.