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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players asideAnd asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?""Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?""No, coach.""Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
Bubba went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the Alabama students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
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