Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2080 on: 26 Jun 2017, 01:21 pm »
I think they're gonna need a bigger van....

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« Reply #2081 on: 26 Jun 2017, 09:12 pm »
A redneck is driving a back road in Alabama when he sees a pickup parked alongside the road with a grill next to it. A sign on the pickup says "Chicken Breasts and Beer."

"Lord Almighty!" The man exclaims. "My three favorite things!"

mikeeastman

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decal

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« Reply #2083 on: 4 Jul 2017, 03:28 am »
Just in time for the Fourth of July. Redneck BBQ Grill/Cooler.
When you get through cooking, flush the fire out!!!!



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« Reply #2084 on: 4 Jul 2017, 12:44 pm »
Just in time for the Fourth of July. Redneck BBQ Grill/Cooler.
When you get through cooking, flush the fire out!!!!




Steaks would taste pretty crappy on that! Of course it would depend on what kind of logs you are burning in there.

JakeJ

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2085 on: 4 Jul 2017, 02:31 pm »
^ :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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« Reply #2086 on: 4 Jul 2017, 05:53 pm »
Just in time for the Fourth of July. Redneck BBQ Grill/Cooler.
When you get through cooking, flush the fire out!!!!



These must be very popular in the USA.  :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2087 on: 4 Jul 2017, 07:05 pm »
Yes, recycling is a big thing here  :lol:

Bob in St. Louis

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2088 on: 4 Jul 2017, 07:19 pm »
I guess the French and Spanish would use a couple bidet? One for each purpose?




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sebrof

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Reminds me of Always Sunny  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHD-Ii5WiQ

jhm731

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Russell Dawkins

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2094 on: 6 Jul 2017, 08:15 pm »
If you want to read some actual jokes, you have to go back to the beginnings of this thread.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2095 on: 6 Jul 2017, 08:20 pm »
Yeah, and people keep posting political content even though they know it's not allowed, facilitator?

jhm731

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« Reply #2096 on: 7 Jul 2017, 12:12 am »
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets some work done. "

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2097 on: 7 Jul 2017, 04:01 am »
Yeah, and people keep posting political content even though they know it's not allowed, facilitator?

Not sure what this comment is referring to. This thread has some of the funniest content I have ever read.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2098 on: 7 Jul 2017, 11:31 am »
Political content????.....All the content of this topic is "JOKES"  :duh:.....I do NOT see any political content.  :roll:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2099 on: 7 Jul 2017, 08:03 pm »
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn’t run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer and he walked away.