Joke of the Day

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underdawg

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #520 on: 14 Feb 2013, 12:47 pm »
 :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #521 on: 14 Feb 2013, 05:29 pm »
Saw this over on AudioGon, funny stuff. Check quotes for the factor.
 
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #522 on: 15 Feb 2013, 03:16 pm »
 
Wondering what to do with your outdated computer?
Recycle it into something useful !!!!!!








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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #523 on: 15 Feb 2013, 03:34 pm »
Doesn't that belong in the DIY circle?   :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #524 on: 15 Feb 2013, 03:35 pm »
Doesn't that belong in the DIY circle?   :lol:

It would seem to fit there !!!!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #525 on: 16 Feb 2013, 02:52 pm »
The forum poster's favorite key.........




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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #526 on: 16 Feb 2013, 03:15 pm »
That is classic thinking outside the box, a old pc as a beer tape, hilarious.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #527 on: 16 Feb 2013, 03:16 pm »
so what does the os button really do? :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #528 on: 23 Feb 2013, 12:45 pm »
 --Men are so sensitive 

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands at a prenatal health class.
 
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
 
Walking is especially beneficial.
 
It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
 
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft
 
surface like grass or a path."
 
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together, it wouldn't hurt you to
 
go walking with her.
 
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
 
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
 
After a few moments a man, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
 
"Yes?" said the instructor.
 
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
 
while we walk?"
 
Kind of brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
 
This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #529 on: 23 Feb 2013, 02:07 pm »
good one, golf bag :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #530 on: 23 Feb 2013, 02:50 pm »
In the category of true but strange:
My wife said something to me and I wasn't paying attention. She proceeds to tell me the old line
"when I talk to you it goes in one ear and out the other"! I look at her lovingly and say "no it doesn't".
She shoots back with the "yes it does" so I tell her it can't. Curiously she asks why can't it, to which I reply
Cause sound doesn't travel through a vacume. Told her didn't I

Tried an experiment with the stereo and it failed miserably. My wife gave me one of those "you dumb ass"
looks so I comment "you know what they say, you can't fix stupid" Well she thinks for a moment and replies
with yes you can, unfortunately it's against the law (haven't been able to get a nites sleep since).

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #531 on: 23 Feb 2013, 03:19 pm »
Saw this over on AudioGon, funny stuff. Check quotes for the factor.
 
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Hi all Audio Circle members and bullshitter !
I got 0.09 on the BS meter. Not bad.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #532 on: 23 Feb 2013, 03:34 pm »
Hi all Audio Circle members and bullshitters !
Guy 13

G13, you are being redundant. :nono: :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #533 on: 25 Feb 2013, 05:59 pm »



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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #534 on: 25 Feb 2013, 06:05 pm »
 :lol:

underdawg

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #535 on: 25 Feb 2013, 06:07 pm »
 :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #536 on: 25 Feb 2013, 07:19 pm »
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a  sunken ship.


"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the poop inside!"

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #537 on: 25 Feb 2013, 08:46 pm »
good one

decal

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #538 on: 26 Feb 2013, 04:50 pm »
Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Cal. Pistol
What a gun!!
This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire:
While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took... the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection.....
  :guns:

dflee

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #539 on: 26 Feb 2013, 09:58 pm »
And a great way to break up with him.