Joke of the Day

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decal

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2380 on: 23 Jul 2018, 02:16 pm »
My wife has started calling me Amos and even when no one
else is around she'll shout out for people to ignore me.
I think she might be losing it.

Don


Took me a few minutes but I get it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2381 on: 23 Jul 2018, 04:52 pm »
My wife has started calling me Amos and even when no one
else is around she'll shout out for people to ignore me.
I think she might be losing it.

Don

Very clever!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2382 on: 23 Jul 2018, 05:15 pm »
Explanation please!!! I'm old and don't get it. Amos n' Andy???  :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2383 on: 23 Jul 2018, 06:26 pm »
 :D yes,  we need to get a pole going on this one ,, who gets it to don't.  I'm the latter.   Ha.  :D

decal

Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2384 on: 23 Jul 2018, 07:05 pm »
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2385 on: 23 Jul 2018, 09:28 pm »
Ignoramus

That's how I feel now...  :oops:  :thumb:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2386 on: 24 Jul 2018, 02:42 am »
Yeah, it's so G.D. obvious now. Thanks.

Gene

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When the teacher told the child he was a PETA member the child replied "People Eating Tasty Animals"? Child is now suspended.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2389 on: 24 Jul 2018, 06:25 am »
My wife has started calling me Amos and even when no one
else is around she'll shout out for people to ignore me.
I think she might be losing it.

Don

I don't get it.  :scratch:

[Seconds after posting this....I got it.]  :duh:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2390 on: 24 Jul 2018, 02:30 pm »
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.” The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, “Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!” Agnes whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it… you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.” Madge says, “I KNOW…but this one’s eating my POPCORN!”

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JerryM

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« Reply #2392 on: 27 Jul 2018, 02:42 am »
Maybe one shouldn't use water on Greece fires?

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« Reply #2393 on: 27 Jul 2018, 02:53 am »
Maybe one shouldn't use water on Greece fires?

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 :rotflmao:  Cold, but funny!

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« Reply #2394 on: 27 Jul 2018, 03:27 am »
No wonder they've been so terrible.  (Sorry)

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2397 on: 13 Aug 2018, 11:44 am »
Ha Ha.  That's my vintage of humor.   :thumb:

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2399 on: 21 Aug 2018, 05:51 pm »
A mob boss hires a deaf man to manage his office because he doesn't want the manager to hear the dirty business going on around him
One day, a million dollars goes missing, the mob boss suspects the manager, so brings in his lawyer who knows sign language to translate
"ask him where my money is" the boss demands, and the lawyer asks the manager in sign language
The manager responds in sign language
"what did he say?" asks the boss
"he says he doesn't have any idea what you're talking about" the lawyer tells the boss.
The boss pulls out a gun and points it at the manager "tell him if he doesn't tell me where the money is, I'll shoot him"
The lawyer asks the manager and the manager answers him in sign language "OK, OK, it's buried under the NW corner of my garage"
"What did he say??" the boss asks
"He said you don't have the guts to pull the trigger" the lawyer answers