Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf in Heaven. They come to the first hole, a long par-4.
Jesus hits a straight drive over the water hazard and into the fairway, setting up an easy approach shot to the green.
Moses hits a low drive that is going straight for the water. He waves his arms in a spreading motion, the waters part, and
the ball goes through the hazard and into the fairway for yet another easy approach shot. He grins and says, "You're up, old man".
The old man steps up and drives his ball into the water hazard. Just as his ball hits the water, a fish comes to the surface and
swallows the ball. Before the fish goes back down below, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its talons. It starts flying
away until a bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and hits the bird. The eagle drops the fish right on the green. The golfball
pops out of the fish's mouth and rolls into the hole... a hole-in-one!!
Jesus turns to the old man and says,
"Hey, Dad! Would you quit fucking around and just play golf?!"