How about Danny call it "The speaker potentially named 'Venue' but not officially named that because of possible trademark issues, reference to an inferior speaker, and potential lack of sale to AudioCircle user Randy due to name issues (pending resolution in therapy)"?
The name that just (barely) did not make the list was "Control-Alt-X, <F4>, <esc>". Maybe I'm crazy, but that just doesn't roll off the tongue like some of the other suggestions.
Now we know one reason why model numbers are popular. "Speaker 8", anyone?