Bill, you've got two speakers and twin boys, right.........[hint]
"The Double Team Leaners"
Way ahead of ya on that one Bob but the other boy was spending the night at a friends house yesterday and was not available for the photo. Hey Chris, you don't have a twin do you?

They do not look anything alike. The other boy weighs in at almost 90 lbs while Dangerous is 54 lbs.
I have 4 children ranging from the 10 year old twins, 16 year old son and 21 year old daughter. Maybe a multi-channel leaning session? There is also an 11 year old dog that could be used for the center channel? He is pretty old and would HAVE to lean on something to stay upright

Wait a minute..... he wouldn't be able to reach the center channel speaker.