It is a good thing that I don't own any credit cards. Been there and done that.
As I picked out several CD's for last weeks audition, my girlfriend asked me what I was doing?
I said: "I am picking out some tunes for tomorrow's audition."
With a confused look on her face she asks:
"What kind of audition...?"

I explained that it would be too hard to explain. So that afternoon , after the audition, I get home and she asks:
"How did the audition go...?"
"Oh it went well! It was very informative"
"What did you buy now???" She probed
"Nothing...yet" was my reply...

With that said, I know all about the auditions...haha!