[Double Ugly]

And that says exactly what about me?!? 

I can say that Jim looks nothing like I thought he would. Then again I'm the nearly 50, balding/gray, chunky, geeky guy. 

'Course, now you got me wondering whether that's a good thing or a bad thing... 

And I think I'd rather you not answer. 

[Levi]

Bua ha ha ha .

[Scott F.]

Hiya Bill,

You are almost exactly as I imagined (believe it or not). Actually, I'd imagined you having slightly lighter hair, don't ask me why 

Then again I'm the nearly 50, balding/gray, chunky, geeky guy. 

Mike, don't feel pregnant. I'm right along side you there except I am bald......and damned proud of it, just about as bald as this goofy smiley ---> 

[Bill Baker]

Hiya Bill,

You are almost exactly as I imagined (believe it or not). Actually, I'd imagined you having slightly lighter hair, don't ask me why 

 The darker hair comes from being mostly Italian. You want to see something really different? My twin boys have dark "Italian" skin, dark brown eyes and red hair

[mjosef]

Was gonna make a smart ass remark here...but don't want to get wacked. 

[Bill Baker]

Was gonna make a smart ass remark here...but don't want to get wacked

 Go for it mjosef. As long as it's in good spirits (and is not something cruel against my little ones ) I think I can handle it

 If it's about someone else, you're on your own.

[mjosef]

 The darker hair comes from being mostly Italian. You want to see something really different? My twin boys have dark "Italian" skin, dark brown eyes and red hair

Oh no, definitely not direct at the kids... was more a jibe at you due to your comment above.
"Should be spending more time at home Bill"   
That is the classic come back to whenever a man thinks his kids look different to him. 

[Haoleb]

For some reason I pictured you older, chunkier and more hairy.

Mike

Ahh yes, The typical audiophile stereotype. 

[Bill Baker]

Oh no, definitely not direct at the kids... was more a jibe at you due to your comment above.
"Should be spending more time at home Bill"

 Oh, got it. Not quite what I referring to. I know they are mine due to the unusual mix of features. The reason for the " " was simply due to the fact that these are an unusual combination of features. The Italian features, dark skin - dark eyes, come from both of us as we are both from large Italian families but there is also some red hair on my wife's side.

 Besides, the mailman at the time was a woman

 There have been a few people that asked if we dye our twins hair. One lady asked if we use Cool-Aid mix to get the red?

[mjosef]

Or maybe... way way back, there is some Viking blood somewhere.  aa
Sometimes it takes generations to seep out.