Hey guys,
The time has come to add low-end in my life, and I am really at a crossroads as far as which direction to go. I made this mock-up to help better illustrate my little world:

My room looks like this. It is only 12.5 feet by 10 feet and, to make matters worse, I've had to settle on a corner placement for the speakers. I did this by wall mounting everything I built.
So, as of now, it looks something like this:

I have no subwoofer. I mean, I do have a cruddy Jamo ported subwoofer, but I never run it... For good reason. You see, my wife absolutely
HATES the boom associated with low-end frequencies. So, if I'm listening to music at home or watching videos and she's here, I simply cannot have a ton of low-end spillover into the house... So no Jamo (it's
very boomy). But I need low-end. I need it so bad, bros. What can a guy do?
Danny makes great stuff, and I love having his projects going on in the background that I can work on. So my options from GR are the servo ones everyone raves about. I've been reading about OB subs for years and years and years and how great they are and how they're the best part of everyone's setup, that they change the game, etc... But, my room is too small to pull them into the room properly. I want to build them so bad though, bros. So bad.
So,
option 1 in my head:

The OB subs are less, boomy, right? So that should make the wife happy. And all I ever read about OB subs are how absolutely incredible they are... But the room placement is also absolutely horrendous. From what I've read, with them being only about a foot and some change from the wall, it makes building them for my room pretty pointless. I
could shove
really thick Owens Corning 703 panels behind them to help, but I doubt it would do a whole lot, right? Argh...
That leads me to
option 2 in my head:

I could build two sealed servo sub boxes and point them at each other to help cancel out the boom. Destructive interference? But then I miss out on the whole OB subwoofer experience (despite them not working for the room) and have to continue my life wondering what OB subs would be like. And, even still, I am hard pressed to believe this option's output wouldn't agitate the wife worse than the OB one. But I have no idea.
Yeah, really, I have no idea. I haven't ever experienced any of these things and can only read and imagine.
Furthermore, both of these options are pretty expensive for me... I'm trying to figure out what to do.
If anyone has any advice for my situation that doesn't involve ditching the wife or moving house... I would love to hear it before I commit one way or the other.
Help me, big bros. Please.