[mix4fix]

"Hey man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!"
"You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!"
"Hey I've been lookin' all over for ya man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?"
"Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards."
"Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!"
"Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!"
"Field car? What's a field car?"
"A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow sh*t all over the place to make the lettuce grow."
"Ha ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there. What's that s'posed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella' and puke green ain't it?"
"Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!"
"Well at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by man."
"Oh ho, funny!"
"Your car is uglier than I am. Oops, that didn't come out right."

American Graffiti

[jschwenker]

Ronny: Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is. And I didn’t know this either, but love don’t make things nice. It ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren’t here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. I mean, the storybooks are bullshit.

Moonstruck

[hdspeakerman]

He drew first blood!

[mix4fix]

"Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Learning about Cuba, and having some food."
"Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time."
"I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time."
[takes away box of pizza from Spicoli]
"You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class."
[calls up a couple of students]
"Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one."

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

[mix4fix]

"Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?"
"It's a bullshit question."
"Does that mean that you can't answer it?"
"It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer."
"Impossible because you don't know the answer!"
"Nobody could answer that question!"
"Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!"
"Can you answer the question?"
"No, it is a trick question!"
"Why is it a trick question?"
"Watch this."
"'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center."
"Well... um... she's acceptable, Your Honor."

My Cousin Vinny

[jonbee]

From Buster Scruggs:

"I don't hate my fellow man, even when he's tiresome and surly and tries to cheat at poker. I figure that's just human material, and him that finds in it cause for anger and dismay is just a fool for expecting better."

[mix4fix]

"For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your Kung Fu is really lousy."

Shaolin vs. Lama

[mix4fix]

"Belloq."
"Good afternoon, Dr. Jones."
"I oughta kill you right now."
"Not a very private place for a murder."
"Well, these guys don't care if we kill each other. They're not going to interfere in our business."
"It was not I who brought the girl into this business. Please, sit down before you fall down. We can at least behave like civilized people."

"I see your taste in friends remains consistent. How odd that it should end this way for us, after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?"
"Try the local sewer."
"You and I are very much alike. Archaeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the purer faith. Out methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me, to push you out of the light."
"Now you're getting nasty."
"You know it's true. How nice. Look at this."

"It's worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless... like the Ark. Men will kill for it. Men like you and me."
"What about your boss, der Fuhrer? I thought he was waiting to take possession."
"All in good time. When I am finished with it. Jones, do you realize what the Ark is? It's a transmitter. It's a radio for speaking to God. And it's within my reach."
"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do."

"Next time, Dr. Jones, it'll take more than children to save you."

Raiders Of The Lost Ark

[schw06]

Harry: "Huh...I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's fulla shit man."

[mix4fix]

"All right, ladies and gentlemen. We have fulfilled every requirement of this mission except one: Norfolk. Presently, there are several ships positioned outside the harbor to intercept us. To get in, we're gonna have to use a tactic that is somewhat bizarre, and extremely risky. If any of you feel it's not worth it, please let me know now."
"Uh, actually, sir, I think we prefer to go with the bizarre and risky. It's worked for us so far."
"I think we should continue to kick ass, sir."

Down Periscope

[Holygeezer]

“Now you're talking semantics. What if I told you insane was working a 50-hour week for 50 years, at the end of which they tell you to piss off. Ending up in some retirement village, hoping to die rather than suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?”
Garland Greene played by Steve Buscemi in ConAir responding to being called insane.

[mix4fix]

"Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Con Air

[mix4fix]

"Of course, you know certain skeptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nation's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's think positively! Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding. Although I'm not so sure about Ohio."

The Cannonball Run

[mix4fix]

"That's the first time we took an order by phone. It was hard to understand you."
"When I called you, I was doing 140 miles an hour. That was six lamb burgers, four shish kebabs, a side order of couscous... and two milk. No! How much?"
"Six seventy- five."
"Here, my desert blossom. Keep the change. Have you ever considered joining a harem? I shall return for you after the race."

"Get a physical. I shall return, my little fig. I love you!"

The Cannonball Run

[mix4fix]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas."
"A looper?"
"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Caddyshack

[mix4fix]

"I like solving problems, Commander. And Enigma is the most difficult problem in the world."
"Enigma isn't difficult, it's impossible. The Americans, the Russians, the French, the Germans, everyone thinks Enigma is unbreakable."
"Good. Let me try and we'll know for sure, won't we?"

The Imitation Game

[mix4fix]

"I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy."

Clueless

[mix4fix]

"Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!"

Canadian Bacon

[mix4fix]

"Man, how'd your folks let you get like this?"
"Are you kidding? He probably ate his folks!"

Wildcats