[mix4fix]

"Are you going to be grabbing my ass like old Congressman Johnson?
"Oh, no. I would never grab ya ass."
"Well you said that awful fast. What's wrong with my ass?"

The Distinguished Gentleman

[mix4fix]

"So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?"

The Blues Brothers

[mix4fix]

“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”

"Jesus Christ, what was that?"
"Sir! That is the AK-47 assault rifle!"
"The preferred weapon of our enemy..."
"And it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us, Sir!"
"Yeah... I guess it does!"

Heartbreak Ridge

[eichlerera1]

After Inspector Clouseau crushes a piano with a Mace, the maid screams "that 's a priceless Steinway".
Clouseau replies "not anymore".

[mix4fix]

"This is the Answering Service Supervisor. We wish you would adopt a more serious attitude, Dr. Hall."
"Sorry... Her voice is quite luscious."
"Well, the voice belongs to Miss Gladys Stevens, who is 63 years old. She lives in Omaha and makes her living taping messages for voice-reminder systems."
"Much obliged."

The Andromeda Strain

[mix4fix]

“I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.
"So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”

Shallow Hal

[tull skull]

"I can't tell if that's an A Sharp or a B Flat?.....
"Play the wrong note and we'll all be flat!"

buh dum bum

Organ playing scene from Goonies

[I.Greyhound Fan]

Peter Sellers in one of the pink panther movies.  He see's a dog in the hotel lobby and asks the clerk
"Does your dog bite"  the clerk answers "no".  Sellers tries to pet the dog and it tries to bite him.  Sellers then asks the clerk
"I thought you said your dog does not bite" 
.The clerk responds "That’s not my dog". 

From the movie jaws
"We're going to need a bigger boat"

[mix4fix]

"The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!"

Slap Shot

[mix4fix]

"Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got..."
"The whole world in his nose!"
"Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?"
"Fourteen, Chief!"
"Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped."
"All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?:

Roxanne

[mix4fix]

"You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once, ONCE!"

"You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once, ONCE!"

“You really shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother once shot me, ONCE!.”

Johnny Dangerously

[mix4fix]

"You're full of beans, and so is your old man."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Says who?"
"Says me!"
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, I double-dare ya!"

[narrating] The exact exchange and nuance of phrase in this ritual is very important.

"Huh! Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb."
"That's 'cause you know it'll stick!"
"You're full of it!"
"OH, YEAH?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, I double dog-dare ya!"

[narrating] Now it was serious. A double dog-dare. What else was left but a "triple-dare you"? And finally, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple dog-dare.

"This guy's really dumb."

""I TRIPLE dog-dare ya!"

[narrating] Heh. Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare and going right for the throat!

The Christmas Story

[SlushPuppy]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die".



Roy Batty - Blade Runner

[lepharaon33]

great phrases, I remember many of them

[S Clark]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die".



Roy Batty - Blade Runner

This is a line that takes an action sci fi thriller to another level.   

[SlushPuppy]

This is a line that takes an action sci fi thriller to another level.   

Absolutely! 

[ptman]

From Outlaw Josey Wales:
"You a bounty hunter?".
"Man's gotta do somethin' for a livin' these days".
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy".

[listenermark]

“We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won’t allow them to write “f*ck” on their airplanes because it’s obscene!” — Colonel Kurtz - Apocalypse Now