Your Favorite Movie Lines

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #160 on: 4 Feb 2025, 06:15 am »
"Are you going to be grabbing my ass like old Congressman Johnson?
"Oh, no. I would never grab ya ass."
"Well you said that awful fast. What's wrong with my ass?"

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #161 on: 14 Feb 2025, 09:04 am »
"So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?"

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #162 on: 16 Feb 2025, 02:55 am »
“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”

"Jesus Christ, what was that?"
"Sir! That is the AK-47 assault rifle!"
"The preferred weapon of our enemy..."
"And it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us, Sir!"
"Yeah... I guess it does!"

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #163 on: 16 Feb 2025, 06:05 am »
After Inspector Clouseau crushes a piano with a Mace, the maid screams "that 's a priceless Steinway".
Clouseau replies "not anymore".

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #164 on: 13 Jul 2025, 05:54 pm »
"This is the Answering Service Supervisor. We wish you would adopt a more serious attitude, Dr. Hall."
"Sorry... Her voice is quite luscious."
"Well, the voice belongs to Miss Gladys Stevens, who is 63 years old. She lives in Omaha and makes her living taping messages for voice-reminder systems."
"Much obliged."

The Andromeda Strain

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #165 on: 23 Oct 2025, 03:47 am »
“I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.
"So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #166 on: 23 Oct 2025, 11:53 pm »
"I can't tell if that's an A Sharp or a B Flat?.....
"Play the wrong note and we'll all be flat!"

buh dum bum :D

Organ playing scene from Goonies

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #167 on: 24 Oct 2025, 02:33 am »
Peter Sellers in one of the pink panther movies.  He see's a dog in the hotel lobby and asks the clerk
"Does your dog bite"  the clerk answers "no".  Sellers tries to pet the dog and it tries to bite him.  Sellers then asks the clerk
"I thought you said your dog does not bite" 
.The clerk responds "That’s not my dog".  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines
« Reply #168 on: Yesterday at 08:49 am »
"The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!"

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