[mix4fix]

"Are you going to be grabbing my ass like old Congressman Johnson?
"Oh, no. I would never grab ya ass."
"Well you said that awful fast. What's wrong with my ass?"

The Distinguished Gentleman

[mix4fix]

"So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?"

The Blues Brothers

[mix4fix]

“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”

"Jesus Christ, what was that?"
"Sir! That is the AK-47 assault rifle!"
"The preferred weapon of our enemy..."
"And it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us, Sir!"
"Yeah... I guess it does!"

Heartbreak Ridge

[eichlerera1]

After Inspector Clouseau crushes a piano with a Mace, the maid screams "that 's a priceless Steinway".
Clouseau replies "not anymore".

[mix4fix]

"This is the Answering Service Supervisor. We wish you would adopt a more serious attitude, Dr. Hall."
"Sorry... Her voice is quite luscious."
"Well, the voice belongs to Miss Gladys Stevens, who is 63 years old. She lives in Omaha and makes her living taping messages for voice-reminder systems."
"Much obliged."

The Andromeda Strain