[Jeff_From_Michigan]

From Naked Gun:

"That's a honey of an ankle bracelet."

"Oh, did it slip down there again?"

[mix4fix]

“How many languages do you speak?"
"Five, actually."
"I speak one... One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. Any country, any place, any time I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried.”

The Core

[mix4fix]

"The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear?
"The Avengers. That's what we call ourselves; we're sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing."
"Yes, I've met them."
"It takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count, here: Your brother, the demi-god, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend, a man with break-taking anger management issues, a couple of master assassins and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
"That was the plan."
"Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you."
"I have an army."
"We have a Hulk."
"I thought the beast had wandered off."
"You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!"

The Avengers

[konut]

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it."

                              Blues Brothers

[JRNII]

I'm your Huckleberry

[mix4fix]

"Hi. I'd like some breakfast."
"We stopped serving breakfast."
"I know you stopped serving breakfast Rick, Sheila told me that you... why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss 'Mister' even though I've been working with him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting and... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast?"
"You can call me Miss Folsom if you want."

Falling Down

[mix4fix]

"What's going on?"
"You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie."

Old School

[mix4fix]

"Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever."

Full Metal Jacket

[bdh8865]

We thought you was a toad

[wushuliu]

“Nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat”

[Mag]

Billy Jack- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOxxIgATZBY

Billy Jack: You know what I think I'm going to do then, just for the helluva it? I'm going to take this right foot. And I'm going to wap you on that side of your face, and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're going to be able to do about it.

[Delta77]

Mr. Jones : Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pigs' feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs' feet

Mr. Jones : [in toilet]  Boy, bring your ass up in here. What you talkin' 'bout, you wait 'til I come out? I smelled your shit for 22 years, now you can smell mine for five minutes.




Friday

[Delta77]

Nicky: Ho! can sombody help us here?
Man behind the counter at Monahans: [bald man pops up from behind the counter] I dont think so
Monty: [talking to the bald manikin] I tell you my friend here
[stops and looks at the man behind the counter]
Monty: I tell you my friend here is looking for a shirt.
Nicky: Yeah something in a dark black?
Nicky: Do you have any mens shirts for men?
Monahan's Clerk: Have you tried the Army/Navy store?
Monty: Ha ha ha very funny. One more word outta you and he gets it all right
[pointing to the bald manikin]
Monty: Why dont you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves.
[refering to the manikin again]

Easy Money-

[rodge827]

Keeping in the Holiday spirit:

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
“Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

Christmas Vacation

[dburna]

"Mongo only pawn in game of life"  --the immortal Alex Karras in "Blazing Saddles"

[mix4fix]

"Mister will you please touch them? She’s been showing them off all over town."
"Oh yeah those are real. I’m gonna tell my wife to get some. Those are fun for the whole family."

Summer Rental

[mix4fix]

"My brain is like oatmeal.
I yelled at Kenny for coloring outside the lines.
Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking em.
I'm losing it"

Mr. Mom

[bkatbamna]

Blazing Saddles:
"I pay you to lay rail, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City fa&&ots"
"I'm glad the children are here to hear that, that is authentic frontier gibberish."

[mix4fix]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Dazed And Confused

[bkatbamna]

Blazing Saddles
To a couple of black men who had to pull themselves out of quicksand:and are laying there exhausted:
"Well, get back to work, no use you all layin there getting a suntan"