The worst movie in all human history?

shokunin · « **Reply #40 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 02:52 am »

My vote goes to: YOR, the Hunter from the Future..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/

Even after 20 years, I can't believe I wasted my allowance on this movie when I was younger. Worst $2.50 I ever spent...

gongos · « **Reply #41 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 03:02 am »

If you want a crap sandwich take Yor, and put it between a slice of Gor & Outlaw of Gor.

Tyson · « **Reply #42 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 03:06 am »

Citizen Kane.

Rob Babcock · « **Reply #43 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 03:07 am »

Quote from: Tyson

Citizen Kane.

Great! I figured eventually someone would call the AFI's #1 Best Film of all time "the Worst Movie in Human History"!

meilankev · « **Reply #44 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 03:19 am »

I don't know what the worst movie I ever saw before - that would take some real thought. But I can tell you what movie made me the angriest:

"The Talented Mr Ripley"

I actually started screaming at the TV, I was so angry at Matt Damon's character. I can't tell you how much I wanted hime to die a gruesome death.

God, I feel better just typing that last paragraph.

Kevin

zybar · « **Reply #45 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 04:14 am »

Dark Man

I am sure there is worse, but that was the worst I ever saw in a theater.

George

hmen · « **Reply #46 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 04:17 am »

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Cheapest POS ever. So cheap it's entertaining.
Robot Monster - The "Monster" is a guy in an ape suit with an old fashioned diver's helmet.
Glen or Glenda - Another Ed Wood spectacular.
Chained for Life - Semi-true autobiographical film starring the Hilton Sisters, a pair of Siamese twins.
The Terror of Tiny Town - An all-midget western.
The Maniac (1933) - A horrible exploitation film. One of the highlights is when the main charactor pokes a cat's eye out.
Alphaville - Still don't know what he hell that was about.
Island at the Top of the World - Even bad by Disney Standards. Stars David Hartman.
Jaws II
Exorcist II
Godfather III
Rocky V
The Sound of Music - What were they thinking?

ekovalsky · « **Reply #47 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 04:22 am »

"The Good Girl" with Jennifer Aniston.

Wife rented it and made me watch it. Truly horrible!

Rob Babcock · « **Reply #48 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 04:50 am »

I'd pay $3 to rent an all-midget western!

hmen · « **Reply #49 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 05:29 am »

Quote from: Rob Babcock

I'd pay $3 to rent an all-midget western!

It's actually worth watching. They ride around on little ponies and chase each other under furniture.
http://search.ebay.com/terror-of-tiny-town_W0QQsokeywordredirectZ1

Gordy · « **Reply #50 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 01:18 pm »

How could I have forgotten the obvious, one of my loving sisters gives it to me every other year at Christmas:

Gordy - Talking pig becomes company president!

ted_b · « **Reply #51 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 01:33 pm »

There are soooo many, but two recent ones (that all my kids agree on, as well, which is weird) are: Dana Carvey's piece of crap "Master of Disguise", and the Travolting "Battlefield Earth". BTW, I actually liked Travolta's other two mentioned here, both John Woo films: Face/Off and Broken Arrow.

Ted_B

rosconey · « **Reply #52 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 01:57 pm »

attack of the killer tomato's

Andrikos · « **Reply #53 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 02:53 pm »

Quote from: mscdda

... For me, those films are pretty much anything made by Michael Bay/ Jerry Bruckheimer. ....

How true. How very very true.

Andrikos · « **Reply #54 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 02:57 pm »

Quote from: Tyson

Citizen Kane.

Tyson, what happened?
Did you start snorting or injecting the single malt now for quicker effect?
Or are you using it for alcohol enemas?
http://www.health-information-fitness.com/cleanse/alcohol_enema.htm

Of course, I'm sure you're joking.
"Citizen Kane" is so applicable, true, and relevant today it's frightening.
A true, timeless masterpiece...

hmen · « **Reply #55 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 03:46 pm »

How about Neil Diamond's remake of "The Jazz Singer"?

jpsartre · « **Reply #56 on:** 10 Dec 2004, 05:14 pm »

Quote from: Andrikos

Quote from: Tyson
Citizen Kane.

Tyson, what happened?
Did you start snorting or injecting the single malt now for quicker effect?
Or are you using it for alcohol enemas?
http://www.health-information-fitness.com/cleanse/alcohol_enema.htm

Of course, I'm sure you're joking.
"Citizen Kane" is so applicable, true, and relevant today it's frightening.
A true, timeless masterpiece...

I also think that CK is one of the most boring overrated films I've ever watched. I wouldn't call it the worst film but it was agonizing to watch.

mgalusha · « **Reply #57 on:** 11 Dec 2004, 12:53 pm »

I'm suprised no one has mentioned Disney's utterly foul Inspector Gadget. One of the few movies that I couldn't watch. I saw it on one of he HiDef channels about a year ago and could only take about 20 minutes of this.

Some of the B movie stinkers listed here are fun just because they are so bad. Plan 9 comes to mind, wow that was pretty bad but I enjoyed it anyway. Oddly enough I actually like NBK, perhaps because it's just so over the top and ridiculous.

Another vote for Battlefield Earth, what a piece of crap. I am overjoyed that I didn't see this in the theater as I would have been very pissed about paying for it.

How about "I Spit On Your Grave". I remember seeing this at a drive in when I was young and picked it up on DVD about 5 or 6 years ago. Wow, that was a mistake. Must have been the drugs or something when I was a teen. Really really bad.

wshuff · « **Reply #58 on:** 11 Dec 2004, 06:21 pm »

For the time being, the movie I use as the measuring stick for truly awful movies is Wild Wild West with Wil Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh and Salma Hayak, all actors that I generally like. The only possible redeeming feature is that quick shot of Salma's ass, which is always fine. Otherwise, to paraphrase a comment I saw in a review of Thomas Harris' Hannibal, this movie is the cinematic equivalent of the filmmaker giving the audience the finger.

Lake Placid was a god-awful movie. You know a movie is bad when the actors on screen actually look embarrassed. And listening to that language come out of Betty White's mouth. I think Bridget Fonda was banished after that one.

Speed 2. Another one where the parties involved just seemed sorry to be inflicting it on the unsuspecting audience.

calsaint · « **Reply #59 on:** 11 Dec 2004, 07:01 pm »

there are many that I've turned off the tv from that I cannot remember the title of. Too bad.

'Movie theater bad' -

Howard the Duck (yeah, I had a pretty open night to consider seeing this one.ugh)

More recently :
The One. (Jet Li)
Okay, I didn't expect much acting, but this one made me cringe.

Cold Creek Manor - just plain ugh