Hello Fellow Audiophiles,
We would like to introduce a new revolutionary product, the new E.A.R.S kit. Designed by Damon Von Schweikert, CEO, who is legendary in the field of tweaking, you may want to order several kits for you and your supposedly tone deaf listening pals.
See our website for more information. You may hear up to 231% improvement, see the details. Available only April 1st, so hurry up and wait!
Your mad scientist,
Albert