Shit. She changed her mind.

My good (GREAT) son-in-law stopped by today and we took a tape measure to the deck platform. "Out of square" doesn't begin to describe it and to make the support posts plumb would mean moving them 1"-2" OFF the slab below. WTF???
I knew they used oversized joist hangers here and there with 2x blocks filling the gaps, but there were more than I thought.

Other parts look like they came out of a scrap yard. I might just flip the deck boards over and call it good.
This may turn into a complete tear down and start over. There goes the budget.

Only good news is that the nails holding the deck boards down come out easily.