Just make sure you put the expensive records on the top so the less expensive records will cushion the blow when the whole thing collapses.
That's a good idea, but unnecessary with the concrete floor in your bomb shelter. I'm looking for a new a Rachael rich beauty babe to wait out the radiation with. Currently giving applications.
It's interesting that they came out with a new assessment of waiting time. Says they wer wrong about how long before it's safe to come out. Fritag?
Don't know why I thought of WWII. I look more like HO Chi Minh and Rambo is cooler than Bruce Willis who is a lot funnier. I like the one where he came out to City Hall in the past and there was a lion hanging out. To top it off Tim Allen stole the beryllium sphere thing from AT. Small world?
Those records are heavy. 1 large plastic milk crate weighs around 45lbs? Good for working out - keep in shape. Get one of those lifting belts the loading dock dudes wear. Makes the gals look extra sharp too, like a girdle. Who do you think was prettier Grace Kelly or Ingrid Bergman? To get a good estimate buy a bathroom scale and weigh yourself. Then weigh yourself with x + r. Then subtract x and you've.... I forgot what I was going to say. Here's where I'd like to honeymoon:
http://www.travelchinaguide.com/attraction/shaanxi/xian/terra_cotta_army/ 
I wonder if Mila Koonis likes older farts?
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