James for you - JH
MUST BE AT LEAST 67 YEARS !!
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, hunted and fished and raced cars, went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age, drank whiskey, beer, Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony.
Dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, ate spam and potato chips and beans, blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work.
All his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.