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16 Great Golf Quotes

 
1.    Three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. 

~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett   

 
2.     Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that.   

~ Sports Writer Jim Murray

 
3.    The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie.

~ Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle

 
4.     Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

~  Actor Kevin Costner

 
5.      I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

~  PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

 
6.      After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

 
7.      The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

~  Tom Weiskopf

 
8.       My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered       .

~ Lord Robertson

 
9.        Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

~ Jack Benny

 
10.      There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

~ Ben Hogan

 
11.       Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.

~ Jack Nicklaus

 
12.      The Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

~ Billy Graham

 
13.       If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

~ Bob Hope       

 
14.       While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap

~ Henny Youngman

 
15.       If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

~ Jack Lemmon

 
16.       You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

~ Lee Trevino

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@James:  Those are great and you don't even have to be a golfer to enjoy them! :lol: :lol: :lol: