Todays Smile

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« Reply #2980 on: 31 Jul 2020, 09:57 pm »
brucek,
"Or just turn your music down so that you don't annoy your neighbor. Simple."

I've lived in my interior town home  since 1975.  They were built in the 60s, and very well insulated.
There have been three different families next door during this time and two on the other side.
Up until now, I haven't had any comments, or complaints, about the two-channel stereo in the living  room.
The new family moved in five months ago, and the wife/significant other immediately started to gripe about "that noise" from my system.
I turned the sound level down appreciably,  - - but she's kept on griping about "that noise."
So, if I want to listen to my CD collection, I'm relegated to listen via a decent headphone. I even bought a BHA-1 to drive the Sennheisers.
My Grandchildren nicknamed her "Bat Ears," and it's stuck. 
The opposite neighbor is getting serial complaints  about the noise her dog makes in the morning.
No one else in our row of townhouses has ever complained about the dog - - just "Bat Ears."
BTW: I do have two phone numbers and two phones - - one for home, and the the other for fund-raising for our community hospital and the National  Cathedral,  That one attracts the malware and viruses.

George

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« Reply #2981 on: 1 Aug 2020, 12:02 am »
How about one of those audio/electronic devices that claim to drive insects away?

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« Reply #2985 on: 2 Aug 2020, 05:44 pm »
   A politician who claims to have caught COVID-19 from wearing a mask, is now claiming he got pregnant after several people told him to go
   screw himself.

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« Reply #2990 on: 5 Aug 2020, 02:56 pm »
British humour...

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time &
decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would
open a practice together to share office space...

 Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist*

 
They put up a sign reading 
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
 - no go.

Next, they tried...
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
 - thumbs down again.

 
 Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
 - still no good.

 
Another attempt resulted in...
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
 - unacceptable again!

 
 So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
 - not a chance

 *Nuts and Butts*
 - no way

 *Freaks and Cheeks*
 - still no good

 
*Loons and Moons*
 - forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
 *Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
 *Specializing in Odds & Ends.*

Everyone loved it.




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