Gotta love cats.
When I was a kid, I was home alone watching tv. The tv, probably a 19" "portable" sat cat caddy-corner on a square table that was against a wall. In a corner there was a tall four panel screen with a bunch of stuff behind it. The cat, for whatever reason, went behind the screen and the next thing I see Is the cat running out from behind the screen. The screen falls over, catches the corner of the tv and knocks it off the table onto the floor. All in slow motion of course. TV destroyed. When my parents got home home and see the broken tv they ask me what happened.
I answered truthfully, "The cat did it." The rest I'll leave to your parental discretion.. . .