[S Clark]

Me, I'ze got a pot o Jambalaya on de stove.  Lookin fowad to de game.

[SteveFord]

I don't know, the wife is rattling them pots and pans.
She's a good cook.  I make a mean Cup O' Soup.

Just got the word, chicken wings and macaroni salad. 

[bummrush]

Wings, quisadias,chips

[Goosepond]

I don't know what kind of dialect you guys are supposed to be emulating but trust me, nobody, but nobody down here in bayou country talks like that.

Now cut it out! 

Gene

[jtwrace]

My famous Nachos and Skins. 

[bunky]

I am making Jambalaya with smoked Ham and adouille sausage. i cook the rice in a stock made with the ham bone.i am also making some authentic Maryland jumbo lump crab cakes and we have half a bushel of blue point oysters to eat raw on the half shell.

[poseidonsvoice]

1) Chili,
2) guac, sour cream & salsa that looks like a miniature football field
3) Chips 'n Ranch
4) Caprese salad w/mozzarella, basil, olive oil, and prosciutto...
5) Shrimp cocktail

And...a fire extinguisher to put out the flames from the back end 

Best,
Anand.

[Devil Doc]

I don't know what kind of dialect you guys are supposed to be emulating but trust me, nobody, but nobody down here in bayou country talks like that.

Now cut it out! 

Gene

I don't know, but those crazy fellas on Swamp People come pretty close.

Doc

[SlushPuppy]

Brats slow-simmered in beer, onions and green peppers, and finished on my Big Green Egg 

[PeteG]

I am making Jambalaya with smoked Ham and adouille sausage. i cook the rice in a stock made with the ham bone.i am also making some authentic Maryland jumbo lump crab cakes and we have half a bushel of blue point oysters to eat raw on the half shell.

  Wow, that sounds good.
 I’m slow cooking a roast w/ veggies in a cast iron Dutch oven. Almost game time.