Sayings and Truths we knew as kids

PRELUDE · « **Reply #181 on:** 20 Nov 2012, 09:29 pm »

Being happy is better than being king.

Laundrew · « **Reply #182 on:** 20 Nov 2012, 09:57 pm »

Quote from: PRELUDE on 20 Nov 2012, 09:29 pm

Being happy is better than being king.

I would want to try the "miserable king" thing first before I commented on it

What did Milton say about Hell

Be well...

daddydoom · « **Reply #183 on:** 20 Nov 2012, 10:05 pm »

I had a boss that use to say i was as useless as a screen door on a submarine

srb · « **Reply #184 on:** 21 Nov 2012, 01:16 am »

My father was a very sensitive soul and used to tell me "You don't know s**t from Shinola!".

Freo-1 · « **Reply #185 on:** 21 Nov 2012, 01:21 am »

One of the standards on-board submarines was: "The stupid shall be punished"

WireNut · « **Reply #186 on:** 21 Nov 2012, 01:46 am »

Quote from: daddydoom on 20 Nov 2012, 10:05 pm

I had a boss that use to say i was as useless as a screen door on a submarine

OMG. Dude. That is way I am retired at 54.
God, Mean people, SUCK.

PRELUDE · « **Reply #187 on:** 21 Nov 2012, 04:24 am »

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

Xinon · « **Reply #188 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 08:24 am »

Life is the hardest teacher ever. It gives you the test first then the lesson .

Teyry · « **Reply #189 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 09:34 am »

it's as slippery as sh*t on a shingle

Laundrew · « **Reply #190 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 01:20 pm »

"If I had known that I was going to live this long, I would've taken better care of myself."

Be well...

PRELUDE · « **Reply #191 on:** 2 Dec 2012, 11:49 pm »

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.

scouter · « **Reply #192 on:** 3 Dec 2012, 12:08 am »

To aspire to mediocrity is a shame- to achieve it is a sin!

PRELUDE · « **Reply #193 on:** 3 Apr 2013, 12:01 am »

If God were not willing to forgive sin, heaven would be empty.

redbook · « **Reply #194 on:** 3 Apr 2013, 10:22 pm »

Use it or loose it

spinner · « **Reply #195 on:** 9 Jun 2013, 02:03 am »

That really shuffles my deck

rodge827 · « **Reply #196 on:** 9 Jun 2013, 03:55 am »

My Uncle Ed was always good for a few,

"It's colder than a Witches' t*t"
"Scew'em if they can't take a joke"
"No sense bitchin' no one gives a s#*t!"

It helped to pass the dull moments sitting in a cold duck blind.

So There · « **Reply #197 on:** 9 Jun 2013, 03:20 pm »

How about Stan Laurel's line from Sons of the Desert?

Life isn't short enough.

Cheerio,

Rich
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Whiney Napa Valley

PRELUDE · « **Reply #198 on:** 9 Jun 2013, 05:00 pm »

Water separates the people of the world, wine unites them

thunderbrick · « **Reply #199 on:** 9 Jun 2013, 05:29 pm »

"Bose makes the best speakers"