Top 9 Ways Childbirth Would Be Different If You Gave Birth at A NASCAR Race:
This list is probably only relevant to Danica Patrick but hey you NEVER KNOW.
9. Doctors’ instructions would be conveyed by wild waving of colored flags.
8. Turning the baby inside the womb could only be done to the left.
7. The lactation consultant would also sell funnel cakes.
6. Birth certificate would be pre-filled out with “Dale.”
5. The pit crews would change my sheets in record time!
4. Doctor would measure baby’s weight, length and RPM.
3. Birth would immediately followed by me thanking Jiffy Lube for all their support.
2. Delivery would be a magical moment shared by me, my husband, and 105,000 other loud people.
1. Not much actually: Both are about 12 hours of waiting around for 10 minutes of something interesting.
