No, not quicker, but there was this guy from Nigeria who sent me a message which compelled me. It seems that he was the son of the Grand Wizard of Nigeria who had recently been kidnapped by Amish mercenaries. As you can imagine this left the realm in a bit of a bind. The Amish demanded a ransom of $1,000,000 which makes no sense because they probably use an entirely different currency in Nigeria. Regardless, they asked for 1 million or the equivalent amount in Chinese made tube electronics. Without the money or the tube gear they threatened to stick the Grand Wizard in a butter churn piece by piece. So the Wizard's son collected all the money he could find, but the amps were in scarce supply. Thus began his earnest quest, scouring the internet for great deals to appease the bloodthirsty Amish and hopefully save his father's life.
