[JohnR]

[Unashamedly pinched from the AA Stereophile complaint form... http://www.audioasylum.com/audio/general/messages/127556.html ]

Dear [ ] Administrator [ ] Facilitator [ ] Borg,

I would like to [ ] complain [ ] rant [ ] bitch

about audiocircle.com because

[ ] someone said something I don't like
[ ] someone said something I didn't think of first
[ ] someone complained about something I said
[ ] a manufacturer mentioned a product
[ ] a manufacturer didn't mention a product
[ ] a manufacturer made a product
[ ] somebody other than me has an opinion
[ ] theborg is a dimwit and I don't like it
[ ] Pez is a dimwit and I don't like it
[ ] I'm a dimwit and I don't like it

Your moderation policy is

[ ] stupid
[ ] mediocre
[ ] incomprehensible
[ ] great but I'm complaining anyway, something's just not right here

Frankly, I think that

[ ] your colors suck
[ ] your fonts suck
[ ] your navigation sucks
[ ] your users suck
[ ] your whole site sucks, period

I warn you that I will leave in a hissy fit unless you get rid of [ ] Pez [ ] Marbles [ ] nathanm [ ] theborg. As incentive to help you decide I will offer you [ ] exactly what I do now ie nothing [ ] a poke in the eye with a blunt stick [ ] a half-eaten Big Mac.

And don't get me started on anything else

Signed,

[Insert name here]

[Ferdi]

By far the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Maybe I missed the point and this is entirely serious...  

Ferdi

[Rob Babcock]

Hmmm....getting rid of Pez doesn't sound bad.

[mgalusha]

I say keep Pez, Marbles, Nathan and theBorg and can the whiners!  

[Woodsea]

Mike, tut tut...I know you are in with the lot...I have seen pictures to prove it.
Funny Sh!t JohnR
Pez is just like the candy, funny looking on the outside, and full niblits on the inside that seem sweet but tend to cause aches later on...of course I mean side aches from the laughing

[mgalusha]

Ya caught me Woodsea. Of course you were there too, so that makes you guilty by association.

It is damn funny and we can always use a laugh.  

Mike