The difference between Guts and Balls

thunderbrick · « **on:** 10 Jan 2014, 03:29 pm »

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.

Bob2 · « **Reply #1 on:** 10 Jan 2014, 04:12 pm »

Thanks for making my day! Well done!

rockadanny · « **Reply #2 on:** 10 Jan 2014, 05:07 pm »

Thanks!!!!

MaxCast · « **Reply #3 on:** 10 Jan 2014, 05:24 pm »

jriggy · « **Reply #4 on:** 10 Jan 2014, 11:32 pm »

Just read this to my wife

She said it might not be fatal but my balls would be kicked so hard they would reside within my guts. And she's not even chubby!

gregfisk · « **Reply #5 on:** 11 Jan 2014, 01:15 am »

:rotflmao:Just read this to my wife, she laughed out loud but she's also skinny.

Guy 13 · « **Reply #6 on:** 11 Jan 2014, 02:28 am »

Hi thunderbrick and all Audio Circle members.
I will read this to my wife, but not sure if she will understand,
however, I will take not chances and wear a jackstrap just in case
she wants to kick my stainless steel balls.

Guy 13