In a fine wine shop the taster died and the owner began to seek substitutes for the position.
After several days no one candidate appears.
The next day appeared to the vacant an old drunk who requested the job.
The manager reluctantly began to interview the candidate and passing to the practical tests asked the first glass of wine for analysis of the candidate.
The experienced drinker proved and said promptly:
- It is a Muscat three years old, made from grapes harvested in the north, stored in a oak barrel. It is low quality but acceptable.
- Correct - said the head - Another wine please.
- It is a Cabernet, 08 years old with grapes harvested in the mountains of southern region, stored in American oak barrel to 8 degrees temperature. There are still about three years to reach its highest quality.
- Absolutely correct. The next wine please.
- It is a champagne made from grapes Ppinot Blanc of high quality and exclusive - said the drunk.
The owner could not believe what he was seeing.
The owner wondered how he could get rid of that drunk and made a sign to his secretary, asking her to do something if not he will have to hire that drunk.
She went into the toilet and returned with a glass.
The impassive drunk with a life of experience proven and pronto said:
- It is pee, from a tall blonde, 26 years old, single, with three months of pregnancy, and if do not give me the job, I will say who the father is!
