I like Molly dog and no poodle yet.
I'll probably cave like I do with everything else. I try to be a good man.
Have to put up the Stern Front, first, and get some bellowing out of my system.
The problem is that boxers are such large, active dogs and they can really take over a lot of real estate - kind of like planar speakers.
I'll bet the Sunfires would work out really well for center channel. Hmmm....
Luckily, my wife does NOT like birds as she squished the family parakeet, Pepe', in a door when she was a kid. I'll have to ask if they made shishkabob or went the Shake 'N' Bake route.
There's an idea for you - terrible accident with the door, a keg of beer and it's backyard barbacue time!