I'll admit that "looks" pretty good but that's the problem with it.
If you brought that down here, people would start laughing. Man, you got to ugly that sucker up. Get rid of that volcano in the middle, let a little drip down your chin, add a little sweat to your brow and then you'd fit right in.
Just kidding. I grew up with that stuff. But I was never a cook, just an eater!
Gene