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« on: 19 Mar 2012, 08:03 pm »



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Re: Drunks
« Reply #1 on: 19 Mar 2012, 09:01 pm »
Recently scientists for the Health Institute suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. They considered the results of a recent analysis that suggested the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is, that drinking large amounts of beer will cause men to act like women.
To test the hypothesis, a large group of men were asked to drink 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong!


Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One looks at the other and says, "I think I just lost an electron." The other replies, "Are you sure?". The first says: "I'm positive!"