I'd rather climb a mountain made of broken beer bottles than listen to those Amazon samples again[Metal Machine Music] - and I love weird music. The only albums I've owned that were 'almost' as bad were "The Whitey Album" by Ciccone Youth (Sonic Youth's experimental side-project) and Pat Metheny's "Zero Tolerance for Silence" - both of which can be traced back to Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth - who I greatly admire. Both were tossed in the trash to prevent some unlucky individual from picking them up in a used CD bin thinking they found some kind of long forgotten musical gem. This Metallica/Lou Reed project - I'd rather eat my own stool than listen to this garbage. Just sayin'
I wish I had  listened to those samples before buying tickets for Lou, Laurie Anderson and John Zorn at the Montreal Jazz Festival.  We walked out after two "songs".  Surprisingly a portion of the audience stayed.  I guess they had listened to the samples  

.  It was extremely unpleasant and discordant noise.  Lou Reed walked, looked and played like a zombie.  We received complimentary tickets for another concert.