Seen this one before, (Mark Levinson's quotes are my favorite part! Hee hee!

) but...
"You never hear anyone who buys a Rolex called a nut case, even though there are cheaper quartz watches that tell time just as well," says Michael Fremer, a senior contributing editor at Stereophile magazine.
Oh yeah? *ahem* And now, for the record:
People who buy Rolex watches are nutcases!Sincerely,
Nathan Marciniak