My problem is burgers
Funny you should mention:

I just made some outher-worldly burgers that are not exactly fast to make but they're f'in good!
Ok, you need:
~4 lbs of nice ground beef (80% "lean" please, chuck is good)
3 large onions
1/2 a bunch of parsley (Italian of course)
1/2 a head of garlic (yep, that's a LOT!)
1/4 cup worcestershire sauce
XV Olive oil
salt pepper to taste (don't make them too salty, they'll be even saltier when they cook)
optional: curry powder, red pepper flakes, oregano (I like spices)

Ok, here's the trick:
The onions and parsley are too watery (you'd be surprised how much water they have).
I put them through the food processor till they're pulpy and squeeze the heck out of them in a cheesecloth (miracle worker). You'll end up with a 1/3rd of the original volume.
Chop the garlic and add all the ingredients and mix them thoroughly.
Form the mix into a ball and put in a ziploc to "rest" overnight.
Yep, letting all the ingredients mingle overnight intensifies the goodness.
Next day, cook those babies on your charcoal grill to the doneness of your preference while consuming the beverage of your choice

I guarantee you these are the best burgers you've ever had or YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
Bon Appettite and have a great weekend!